how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
(Source: poyzn, via condommodel)
| crush: | so who's your crush |
| me: | *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU |
I remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol
(via milkphat)
I offered my mom some of my applesauce and she said “no thx i like to chew my apples.” What does that mean mom?
WHEN I SHOW UP SOMEWHERE AND REALIZE IM THE OLDEST ONE THERE
(via laughingisbetter)
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
(via laughingisbetter)
I’m glad that I’m not that tall because I can’t look down on myself anymore then I already do because what is my life
